“If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other.”
Quote | Louis CK | Overeating
“The meal isn’t over when I’m full. It’s over when I hate myself.”
Quote | Robert Frost | Aging
“The afternoon knows what the morning never suspected.”
Quote | Jon Stewart | Thanksgiving
“I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.”
Quote | O’Henry | Thanksgiving
“Thanksgiving is one day that is ours. There is one day when all we Americans who are not self-made go back to the old home to eat saleratus biscuits and marvel how much nearer to the porch the old pump looks than it used to. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American.”
Quote | Spinal Tap
“You can’t really dust for vomit.”
Quote | Mark Twain | Doubt
“It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.”
Angry Quote | Mark Twain
“When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.”
Quote : Jack Handey
“When I die, I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandpa did.
Not like the screaming passengers
in his car.”
Quote
“Think, think, think.”