“The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school.”
Quote : Underdog
“Yet as I read the birth stories about Jesus I cannot help but conclude that though the world may be tilted toward the rich and powerful, God is tilted toward the underdog.”
Quote : Christmas
“The smells of Christmas are the smells of childhood”
Quote : Santa
“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”
Quote | Mother Teresa | Peace
“If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other.”
Quote | Louis CK | Overeating
“The meal isn’t over when I’m full. It’s over when I hate myself.”
Quote | Robert Frost | Aging
“The afternoon knows what the morning never suspected.”
Quote | Jon Stewart | Thanksgiving
“I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.”
Quote | O’Henry | Thanksgiving
“Thanksgiving is one day that is ours. There is one day when all we Americans who are not self-made go back to the old home to eat saleratus biscuits and marvel how much nearer to the porch the old pump looks than it used to. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American.”
Quote | Spinal Tap
“You can’t really dust for vomit.”