In the great green room,
Margaret Wise Brown
there was a telephone
And a red balloon
And a picture of a cat
jumping over the moon...
They Go Flat
“They go flat,” she said. “What goes flat?” I asked. “The cats,” she said and motioned to the old black cat laying on its side on the deck. She sucked on the crab leg she was pointing with and continued, “They go flat in the summer.” I looked over at…
Research Suggests Dicks Pics A Failure
Dear Men: We have recently concluded an exhaustive study, including numerous discussions with persons of the female gender, and have determined that the once hopeful program, “Digital Genitalia Distribution in Order to Influence and Entice Women” through the act of sending pictures of your penis via digital means, has not only been…
The Value of Fasting
I’ve been a lot of thinking lately about a certain corned beef sandwich, preferably grilled with butter, on a nice sturdy rye, with mustard and melted swiss. There’s a perfect pickle there as well. It’s a fantasy that is currently knocking about in my head. I’m on day six of what…
Quote : Hemingway
I drink to make other people more interesting.
Ernest Hemingway
Quote: Phil Edwards
The best surfer out there is the one having the most fun.
Phil Edwards
Going to Church
Back before the accident we’d always go surfing on Sunday mornings. He called it going to church. “Come on, let’s go to church,” he’d say. “I’ll call you in the morning. We don’t want to be late.” Then he’d laugh and slap his knee like he hadn’t said that a…
Quote: Sam Shepard
“I had a definite sense of somehow being a passenger in an evil vehicle cruising through Paradise.”
Sam Shepard